Preheat your oven to 400°F (200°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment or lightly grease a baking dish.
Clean the mushrooms with a damp paper towel.
Twist out the stems. Use a small spoon to gently scrape and slightly widen the cavities if needed.
Brush the mushroom caps with a little olive oil. Sprinkle with a pinch of salt and pepper.
Arrange them cavity side up on the prepared pan.
In a bowl, mix softened cream cheese, shredded cheddar, minced garlic, and a pinch of salt, pepper, and smoked paprika. Stir until smooth.
Fold in chopped jalapeños, green onions, and bacon (if using). If you like a looser, extra-silky filling, add 1–2 tablespoons of mayonnaise.
Taste the filling and adjust seasoning.
Add more jalapeño for heat or more cheddar for a stronger bite.
Spoon the filling into each mushroom cap, mounding it slightly. Don’t overpack to the point of spillage.
Top with a light sprinkle of cheddar and Parmesan for a golden crust.
Bake for 14–18 minutes, until the mushrooms are tender and the tops are bubbly and lightly browned. Larger caps may need a couple more minutes.
Rest for 3–5 minutes.
Garnish with extra green onions or a dash of paprika. Serve warm.