Chill your liquids: Use cold brew and cold almond milk so the smoothie stays thick and icy.
Add liquids first: Pour in almond milk, cold brew, and heavy cream. Adding liquids first helps the blades pull in the solids smoothly.
Add powders and flavor: Drop in the protein powder, caramel syrup (or sweetener + extract), vanilla, and sea salt.
Boost if desired: Add MCT oil or almond butter for richness and staying power.
Sprinkle in xanthan gum if you prefer a café-thick texture.
Top with ice: Add the ice last so it blends evenly without clumping.
Blend until frosty: Start low, then increase to high for 20–30 seconds. Stop and scrape the sides if needed. Aim for a thick, shake-like consistency.
Taste and adjust: If you want it sweeter, add a couple drops of stevia and pulse.
If it’s too thick, splash in more almond milk; too thin, add a bit more ice.
Serve immediately: Pour into a tall glass, add whipped cream and a caramel drizzle if using, and enjoy while it’s cold and frothy.